Friday, January 20, 2012

Spam

I told husband today about the quantity of hits my page got in the past 24 hours -- a little higher than normal.

Husband: Why? You putting in keywords like 'pussy' or 'blonde on blonde action' to up the numbers?*
Me: No. Are those the words you use for your searches? {ZING!}
Husband: No. But it's the kind of shit that is sent to me.
Me: You still get that spam?** My favorite one was "Make her drown in a sea of sperm." What a terrible way to go***.
Husband: My favorite is something about the "Big Dick Fairy."

Then he giggled.

Which made me giggle.

My interpretation of costuming for the Big Dick Fairy.
Then we had a brief discussion about what kind of costume the Big Dick Fairy would wear while he delivered big dicks to all the little-dicked boys and men all over the world.

Then we went to Burger King and then the Y.  I had a great swim. He was happy with his run.

The End.






* See tags for this post. :) Let's see what happens.

** I don't get the sex spam on my gmail account.  I'm not sure why he's getting it on his, unless it's his other account.

*** When I worked downtown, we got major, major, major amounts of sex spam.  And almost all of it sounded like Silent Bob's cousin from Russia -- Olaf -- gave up on his aspirations to be a metal singer and bumbled his way into a job as an e-mail porn spammer.

Would you like some making fuck?
Berzerker.

I don't know. But those e-mails were both disgusting and hi-larious. 

Did he say making fuck?







2 comments:

  1. In before the flood of people looking for Blondes, Penile Enhancers, or obscure Kevin Smith movie characters. (Great - now people are going to think that's why I come here.)

    I'm envious of the traffic you're going to get - not the people, but the traffic.

    Let's see if this tops Vagina Cake Balls...

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  2. Tits and Hair beat Vagina Cake Balls by about 50 clicks. They show like, 10, search terms on the stats page, right? 7 out of 10 of them are about Baby Lyssa or Beth's boobies.

    Go figure.

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