Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Sister Mary Fat Pants

The family done went and changed the cat's name again.

I'm angry, because I really had a following* with Rick Crapster. 

Husband, with little to no warning, decided to call him Sister Mary Fat Pants.

And this is what pisses me off: it's a fan-fucking-tastic name.

Sister Mary Fat Pants. 

We are a house divided. 

And the cat remains confused without a true identity.

*It was a small following, but I had like ... three... outsiders who were willing to refer to him as Rick Crapster.


  1. Make that 4. I feel like an era has passed.

  2. I'm factoring your opinions into our family meeting tonight: Agenda Item #1 Rick Crapster vs. Sister Mary Fat Pants...